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[You are a F*cking Moron8]

Birtney is a Moron

It's hard to take credit for making Birt look like a moron. I mean, come on! Read any interview she's given! She a stupid, slut of the most awful ilk. If only someone would take her out to the country and bury her in an empty lot, then we might have real justice in this owrld. Britney is a moron. If your own sister says she wants to be nothing like Brit, where do you go from there. Kudos to hitting a bitch who deserves everything she gets.

[You are a F*cking Moron7]

Michael's Too Easy

Well, DUH! Who couldn't make Jacko a fucking moron?! Come on. A bunch of speculation. Not bad, but certainly there are better targets.

[You are a F*cking Moron5]

Could Be Better

Granted, with all the stupid things Bush says, you should have a plethora of stuff to entertain us with. But the quotes just weren't all that that funny. Enjoyable but worthless.

[You are a F*cking Moron4]

Morons Galore

A good submission as I think anyone who would sleep with a tiger must be a moron. Not as good as the previous submissions, but good enough to enjoy. Nice job.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Not Bad

A pretty good Matrix parody, however, the sound falls really out of synch towards the end. Also, when dealing with dated sprites like the ones here, it doesn't make much impact during the fight scene as they are so limited. Kudos to keeping up with the movie continuity and your ambition.

[Madness Apotheosis]

Could Have Been Better

The last minute and a half saved this one. I see a lot of raves for this thing and I don't know why. Yeah it has gratuitous violence, but even it isn't very detailed, The believability factor was nill. I can't stand those Steven Segal type films where the hero is surrounded and all the bad guys rush in one at a time while the others just kinda mill about of inch forward. Come on! I could have walked through that place with a potato peeler and probably come out without a scratch. It just needed to be more believable and not so monotonous.

Krinkels responds:

A potato peeler, good idea.....