Valerius-Blackthorne's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PICONJO: Maytriks Toadies]

More Crap from Piconjerk!

How on Earth does someone with half a brain give this high marks?! A Neo character falls out a window and shoots frogs forever. WOW! I can't tell you the service you provide here at Newgrounds with your unending supply of absolute garbage. Of course, it'll make the board because you vote for your own submissions with countless identity clones. Your pathetic existence is a boggle to the mind. And remember: Piconjo, we hate you. Now go on and make another crappy flash movie so I can trash it. I expect to see one any second now....

[PICONJO CONFESSION 6]

How Do These Things Make It?!

Don't bother with this one ladies and gentleman. Piconjerk has gone and reused some old Confession footage and actually done the world a favor and didn't speak. His lips move with no sound...intensionally. Brilliant one Piconjerk! You're such a genious! Now go turn on your X-Box and play some kiddie game and leave the flash to the grown ups. More silence from you is a good thing though. Complete waste of time...as usual.

[Battle Royale Madness]

Nice Job

I liked it. By the way, it's spelled Millennium" just so you know.

[PICONJO CONFESSION 4final]

Utter Crap

Man, I wish these things would quit coming up. What's the point?! A Tidus clone sits in a chair to ripped off Final Fantasy music, big shock there, and whines profusely that he hopes we love him. Well, I don't love you or your quirky little notations you leave on the reviews like you think you're adding some snappy afterthought when in fact, it makes you look like a complete idiot. Stop wasting time and giving Square/Enix a bad name.

[Pirates and Monsters]

Scenes too Long

There are going to be people who will say that just because a child has something to do with this that it should be embraced. If there were a section here for children, I'd say that as well. Since there isn't, I'll just say that it was pretty hard to sit through. Better than Mice in Cars but that's not saying much. The scenes lasted too long and there was a vocal discrimination during its play. When the animaiton is extremely simple, sitting and looking at one scene for long periods of time becomes tedious. Now if you refined what you as the adult do, you could have a pretty lucrative online business. But I don't see a future here. Who knows.

[Mice in Cars]

Sound Effects Drove Me Mad

Sorry dude, but the sound effects and the shot of the yellow car over and over with the same sound blasting away was worse than having a root canal. I thought gastapo officers were going to break down my door as the motor sound began to turn into this deranged war horn blaring through my speakers. Monotonous with a capital M. I don't know how this could make it. For a child, it's a start. But it's no where close to acceptable on a main page.

[Piconjo's Confession:4..?]

I Love It!

Anybody that mocks Picuntjo is cool in my book. Your message expressed exactly how I felt about the twit. I don't understand his high scores myself. I think he votes for himself a lot. Moron. Very nice flash! The difference between yours and his is that yours has some talent and style to it. This should be a series!

[PICONJO CONFESSION 3]

Where's Barbara Billingsly?!

The lip synch was well...awful. The only thing useful here is the link to Pixar. However, getting that link required listening to some whining that reminded me of a letter from camp or something. I think it was sad...in a pathetic kind of way. This submission's high score boggles the mind.

Piconjo responds:

there is a frog in ur buttz, his name is LF, and hey layed eggs there.

thx for voting 6!

[Birthday card for stacey]

Nice Card

For a flash card, it serves it purpose and is cute. Nice job. Liked the graphics particularly. My name's not Mandi, but I'd like to puke upon her if it's all the same.

[Chrono Trigger X5]

Has Problems

Okay, first off, the English can be pretty poor in spots. The music was distorted and wasn't accessible through the special feature option. You're lucky I got that far. It was like watching somebody play a game that was going nowhere. Pretty boring. There was too much time on certain subtitles. I don't need ten seconds to read the word "what." And the dialog was absurd in some instances, especially Marle's explanation for Crono running off. Needs a lot of work.

Mystic-Skye responds:

lol, lol, a level three persone telling me how to better my movie. But dont feel bad ive had worse lol, lol!