Valerius-Blackthorne's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[S.A.M.V. p4: - ...fear...]

Really Good!

I loved it. Worthy of airing on television. Kinda Invader Zim-ish in its animation. Unfortunately, the sound went off synch as it went. But the glitch didn't matter enough to prevent me from enjoying this flash enormously! Fantastic job! BTW...Can you give some pointers to Piconjo?

BaconMask responds:

It was kind of like Zim (best nicktoon IMO) wasn't it? Maybe it was the outlining... Anyhoo, thanks for the awesome review! I'll look into the sync thing too...

[PICONJO CONFESSION 3]

Where's Barbara Billingsly?!

The lip synch was well...awful. The only thing useful here is the link to Pixar. However, getting that link required listening to some whining that reminded me of a letter from camp or something. I think it was sad...in a pathetic kind of way. This submission's high score boggles the mind.

Piconjo responds:

there is a frog in ur buttz, his name is LF, and hey layed eggs there.

thx for voting 6!

[Chrono Trigger X5]

Has Problems

Okay, first off, the English can be pretty poor in spots. The music was distorted and wasn't accessible through the special feature option. You're lucky I got that far. It was like watching somebody play a game that was going nowhere. Pretty boring. There was too much time on certain subtitles. I don't need ten seconds to read the word "what." And the dialog was absurd in some instances, especially Marle's explanation for Crono running off. Needs a lot of work.

Mystic-Skye responds:

lol, lol, a level three persone telling me how to better my movie. But dont feel bad ive had worse lol, lol!

[Madness Apotheosis]

Could Have Been Better

The last minute and a half saved this one. I see a lot of raves for this thing and I don't know why. Yeah it has gratuitous violence, but even it isn't very detailed, The believability factor was nill. I can't stand those Steven Segal type films where the hero is surrounded and all the bad guys rush in one at a time while the others just kinda mill about of inch forward. Come on! I could have walked through that place with a potato peeler and probably come out without a scratch. It just needed to be more believable and not so monotonous.

Krinkels responds:

A potato peeler, good idea.....